“Suture Self, Sweetie” Funny Nurse–Floral Medical Tote Bag

“Suture Self, Sweetie” Funny Nurse Tote Bag – Floral Medical Dark Humor Carryall for Healthcare Workers. Carry your essentials with sarcasm and style. This “Suture Self, Sweetie” Impulse Tote Bag blends bold nurse energy with feminine floral vibes, making it the perfect everyday bag for healthcare heroes who stitch wounds by day and throw shade by night. The design features the witty phrase “Suture Self, Sweetie”, a cheeky medical pun that plays on the phrase "Suit yourself." The typography pairs a bold, clean sans-serif font for “Suture Self” with an elegant, flowing script font for “Sweetie”, visually representing the balance between no-nonsense nurse life and a touch of sass. Surrounding the text is a stunning arrangement of stitched and bandaged flowers, including blush pink blooms, lavender accents, soft sage leaves, and deep burgundy petals, echoing both beauty and burnout. It’s the perfect combination of dark humor and delicate detail. Crafted with durable material and reinforced handles, this tote is ideal for hospital gear, books, snacks, or post-shift essentials. Whether you’re an RN, CNA, med student, or just love a good pun, this bag is your new sarcastic sidekick. Why You’ll Love It: Features a nurse-themed floral design with medical humor, Lightweight yet sturdy – great for daily use or gifting, Unique artwork with stitched flowers and contrasting fonts, Perfect for nurses, healthcare workers, students, or dark humor lovers, and makes a fun gift for Nurse Week, birthdays, or graduation.