One-upper Cards

Is your friend having a birthday AGAIN? Did your cousin get ANOTHER promotion? What about all of these so-called sick friends of yours? These "friends" are just trying to assert their dominance over you and everyone around them. Don't let that happen. Call them out by beating them at their own game, and one-up them with a sassy card that puts them back in their place. It's your duty as a friend and an American!