Existence.exe | Existential Glitch Metal Keychain

When life hits the blue screen of the soul... This sleek metal keychain features the darkly witty phrase: “Existence.exe Has Crashed.” A perfect mix of tech humor and existential depth, subtle, clever, and painfully relatable. Whether you're spiraling in existential thoughts or just love a good glitch metaphor, this accessory says it all without saying too much. It’s not just a keychain. It’s a compact crisis with a sense of humor. Ideal for: – Deep thinkers & quiet rebels – Tech-savvy philosophers – Fans of existential memes – Gifts for those who question reality daily Wear your crash with pride. Restart optional.