The 240% Christmas Math Trucker Hat Trucker Pet

Keep the sun (and the holiday stress) out of your eyes with this hilarious Christmas Math Trucker Hat! You've done the calculations—now wear them proudly. This hat features the viral "Christmas Math" breakdown, perfectly blending festive spirit with sarcastic holiday humor. It's the ultimate accessory for anyone who understands the beautiful, messy, and financially questionable reality of the modern holiday season. The Holiday Breakdown (The Unofficial Data): 10% Nativity 🏡 90% Mariah Carey 🎤 40% Credit Card Debt 💳 100% Cognitive Dissonance 🧠 Total: 240%! Why You Need This Hat: Ultimate Holiday Statement: This hat is a guaranteed head-turner and conversation starter at any holiday party, shopping trip, or casual gathering. Perfect Gift: A hilarious, unique gift for sarcastic friends, family members who appreciate financial jokes, or anyone looking for a unique alternative to an ugly Christmas sweater. Comfort & Style: The classic trucker hat style offers a comfortable mesh back for breathability and an adjustable snap closure—perfect for those long days of holiday prep (and debt accumulation). Grab this hat and show the world you've crunched the numbers on Christmas chaos!