Connie the Colon Age Burn Kaart

As we age, things stop working in the ways we're used to. Why not poke fun at the decline with a humorous age slam, or age burn, birthday card? This one presents a body part that changes with aging, but treats the subject with plenty of wit. Perfect between friends, the age insult comes in the form of a birthday rhyme your recipient won't soon forget. Part of my Birthday Age Burn line, inspired by those familiar birthday cards for young children we all received and now are guilty of giving ourselves. They usually feature an animal and a silly rhyme. Here, the silliness is served up with a big helping of snide. Your friends will love you for it.