I Prefer Fictional People T Shirt

Some truths are too big to scramble. For the reader who’s fallen in love with characters more vivid than real life… and for the writer who'd rather spend the weekend building fictional worlds than navigating small talk at a dinner party… this shirt speaks volumes. Featuring a delightfully deadpan egg character and the oh-so-relatable truth bomb:*“I Prefer Fictional People,” this T-shirt is for the bookish, the brilliant, and the blissfully introverted. It's light, comfy, and unapologetically honest — just like your favorite protagonist. Give it as a gift to the novelist, book lover, librarian, or delightful oddball in your life. Or wear it yourself as armor against awkward encounters and shallow small talk. Because real people are fine — but fictional ones? They're unforgettable.