I'm Just Here For The Gabagool Koffiemok

Forget about your to-do list, the morning rush, and that confusing email from accounting. With the "I'm Just Here for the Gabagool" Coffee Mug, your true morning (and mid-day) motivation is clearly stated! This isn't just a mug; it's a declaration that your priorities are firmly set, and they involve delicious, cured meats. Whether you're fueling up for a long day of pretending to work or winding down with an espresso after a Sunday feast, this ceramic powerhouse has you covered. Why you need this mug: Maximum Capacity: Holds enough caffeine to get you through the day until you can properly secure some capicola. The Ultimate Statement: Let your officemates, family, and anyone else know exactly what you're showing up for. No small talk required. Durable Design: Sturdy ceramic means it can handle the microwave, the dishwasher, and the occasional rage-induced slam onto the desk (but please, don't waste the coffee). Grab the "I'm Just Here for the Gabagool" mug and make every sip a reminder of the better things in life! What kind of beverage are you putting in this mug—coffee, espresso, or maybe something a little more Jersey?