SMALL TALK SURVIVOR T-SHIRT

Not all heroes wear capes — some just endure awkward conversations. “SMALL TALK SURVIVOR” is the ultimate badge of honor for anyone who’s ever braved weather updates, office chit-chat, or the dreaded “How’s it going?” This minimalist design says it all, so you don’t have to. Perfect for introverts, awkward extroverts, and anyone who’s mastered the art of nodding politely. Symbolism: It’s not just a statement — it’s a survival story. A tribute to those who’d rather discuss the meaning of life than the weekend forecast. Wear it proudly, and let the world know: you’ve been through the small talk trenches and lived to tell the tale.