Hot_Mess_Moms_Club

Once upon a time, I was an author of paranormal romance. But times have changed, and now I work behind the scenes for a New York publisher. About three years into parenthood, I saved my sanity when I embraced being a hot mess mom. My husband and I have always been more Morticia and Gomez than Rebecca and Jack. My kids have never eaten organic, nor are they in dance, cheer, or sports. But we're healthy and happy, and that's what counts. I’m your average suburban misfit who knows a well-placed f-bomb can enhance any sentence. Do not put me on speakerphone if your kids are in hearing distance. You've been warned.