MadBWare

Who is Madboy? Madboy is the protagonist of, "My Freakin' Life." His real name is Mike Pootz. He is very intelligent, but very lazy. This is why, when he is motivated to do something, it's frequently one step forward and two steps back. Nobody knows exactly why he's either mad, frustrated, or irritated most of the time. Perhaps he was dropped on his head as a baby. Perhaps it was because when he asked his mother about his biological father, she said that he was the result of "Immaculate Conception!" Perhaps it's because his mother ran off with an illegal alien, or perhaps it's because he lives with his crazy grandmother, Granny Pootz and her taxidermied dog, Stinkie. Though Madoy calls him Little Stink. Granny Pootz has no idea that Stink died and was stuffed by Madboy's Uncle Barney. She just wonders why Stink won't eat. In any case, when Madboy gets mad, his blood starts to boil, his ears turn bright red, and the pressure builds and builds until he farts! Subsequently, the pressure decreases and he is not so mad anymore. All are safe. Well, except for the smell of course! Madboy also has the unique ability to attract freaks. No matter where he goes, or what he does, the freaks always seem to find him. It is this, which is the basis of Madboy's story and the topic of his biting social commentary.