The 'Yuletide Yawn' Dashing Kitten Christmas Briefkaart

Is your Christmas card list long? Is your will to live short? Then streamline your annual correspondence with The 'Yuletide Yawn' Dashing Kitten Christmas Postcard—the perfect solution for transmitting holiday cheer without the emotional labour of writing an entire letter. This card captures a profound moment of seasonal philosophy: a kitten looking absolutely dashing, yet simultaneously harbouring a deep, existential fatigue toward the entire month of December. The bold 'Merry Christmas' script is a cheerful veneer over the quiet truth: it's all a bit much, isn't it? But, importantly, the kitten is wearing a Santa hat, which instantly makes everything acceptable. It's swift, stylish, and suitable for anyone you deem worthy of a moment of your precious, festive time. Use it to inform distant relatives that you have not spontaneously combusted, to vaguely acknowledge that one colleague, or simply to express your own personal blend of holiday joy and impending exhaustion. It’s affordable, adorable, and arrives with a printed image that does all the emotional heavy lifting for you. Buy a pile! Because nothing says 'I love you' like a highly efficient, animal-based form of seasonal communication. An Onion-Verified Fact for Your Intellectual Edification: It is a proven, scientific fact that the collective energy expended by humans during the holiday season to locate sellotape, gift wrap, and the small scissors specifically for ribbon could power a small European nation for three weeks. This energy is mostly wasted in a flurry of panic on Christmas Eve.